Dont drink too much

I was an American Advantage Gold Member, a member of the Admirals Club. I got a lot of First Class upgrades.

I used to collect matches and miniatures. I had a huge basket of matches from all over the country and from vacations all over. the world, I also had a miniature liquor bottle collection. I had dozens of tiny bottles of fancy liquors.

I also always bougtht a tshirt and a hat, so I could say, Yep, been there, done that, got the hat and the tshirt to prove it.

Life is funny.

Had, had, had. now I just work to keep my stuff to a bare minimum. My rule now is, If you havent used it for six months or more, whatever it is, then you must not need it and if you find someday that you really needed the item you got rid of then you can just go out and buy a fancy newfangled digital one that plays music, stores photos, has a camera, takes video, surfs the Internet and peels your potatoes, or what ever this imaginary thing was supposed to do to improve your life.

Obviously, it failed.

Just go out and buy the new one and stimulate the economy so my Social Security Disability wont dry up and I will have to try and try to work and earn money again. UKK!

OH NO! Please dont let that happen. I dont even want to think about it. I will put it out of my mind.